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Pakistan opposition leader Benazir Bhutto was assassinated Thursday in a suicide attack that also killed at least 20 others at the end of a campaign rally, aides said. Bhutto was shot by a gunman who then blew himself up. Terrorists are douchebags; Bhutto was not.
So, it would be pretty easy to make Tatiana today’s Douchebag of the Day. That’s because she escaped her cage at the San Francisco Zoo yesterday, killed one person and mauled two others. Pretty douchey - especially on Christmas Day. Still, tigers will be tigers and when you keep them locked up in a tiny cage with thousands of little brats screaming, yelling and taunting them day in and day out, this kind of thing is bound to happen. Cops killed Tatiana after the attacks. With one person dead and two others seriously injured, perhaps the douchebags are those who couldn’t keep her contained or those who locked her up in the first place.
Scrooge is Douchebag of the Day - December 25, 2007
Get a traffic ticket in Green Bay, Wisconsin and the boys in blue will be fingerprinting you as well. In fact, any citation, including one for playing music too loud will include your fingerprint. Cops say they are justing trying to ensure the true identity of those they ticket and that you can opt out of providing the fingerprint. Sure; try that and you’ll be on YouTube screaming “Don’t tase me bro” within an hour. We know Green Bay is a cold, cold place, but burning the U.S. Constitution as you strip away residents’ right to privacy is just plain wrong. Green Bay: All I want for Christmas is my privacy back. Douchebags.
Old school child star Danielle Fishel, a teen heartthrob on ABC’s “Boy Meets World,” was arrested this week on a drunk driving warrant in Los Angeles. She was arrested Thursday just before 5 a.m. after officers stopped a car she was in, and she was released from jail shortly after her arrest. Back in the day, Fishel spent more than seven years playing Topanga, the love interest of “Boy Meets World” star Ben Savage. In 2006, she became a spokeswhore for NutriSystem after she went on the Tyra Banks Show to brag about losing 20 pounds. You’re fat again, you’ve dated Lance Bass, you now work for Tyra, but it’s the DWI that truly makes you today’s Douchebag of the Day!
Made the mistake of going shopping today, three days before Christmas. Douchebags were everywhere - on the roads, in parking lots, in the stores, behind the registers and at the gift-wrap counters. The moral of the story: SHOP ONLINE!!!! You’ll still encounter douchebags who fail to ship your shit and sell your credit card number to Nigerian scammers, but it’s far less annoying than a trip to the mall. Christmas shoppers, you are our Douchebags of the Day for December 22, 2007!
