Written by admin on Dec 21st, 2007 | Filed under:
Everyday Average Douchebags
Some 60-year-old clown is suing an 8-year-old boy and his dad, claiming the boy caused a ski-slope collision that left the older man with a shoulder injury.
David J. Pfahler of Allentown, Pa., filed suit in federal court in Denver, claiming Scott Swimm, then 7, was skiing fast and recklessly when they collided in January. This joker wants $75,000 from the boy’s parents, who have said that their 48-pound son was skiing slowly and merely clipped the man’s ski boots on the slopes.
Who in their right mind sues an 8-year-old kid? Mr. Pfahler and his lawyer, evidently. Say it with me. “DOUCHEBAGS!”
Written by admin on Dec 21st, 2007 | Filed under:
Douchebags of the Day
Ok…so we all know there’s a health care crisis; right? Some 60 million Americans are without health insurance. Parents are putting donation jars in convenience stores to pay for kids’ cancer treaments. Pregnant women are foregoing prenatal care. The elderly are forced to choose between buying milk and their meds. Yet Republican presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani goes to the hospital for the freaking flu? Are you kidding me??? He stayed overnight in a St. Louis Hospital before heading back to New York yesterday. If you can’t hack the flu without an ER nurse holding your hand and giving you a sponge bath, then you can’t hack being President. Rudy Guiliani: You are today’s Douchebag of the Day! I’m sure the folks at Pussy.com and probably talking about giving you an award, too.
Written by admin on Dec 20th, 2007 | Filed under:
Douchebags of the Day
You better watch out, your better not cry, you better not pout I’m telling you why ….
Please. A little pouting and crying is nothing. Santa could give a crap. This however, merits coal in the stocking and the title of Douchebag of the Day:
Drug traffickers in Rio do Janeiro opened fire on a helicopter ferrying a Santa to a children’s party, after apparently mistaking it for a police chopper. “They thought it was a police operation and started shooting. Luckily, nobody was hurt,” a police official said.
For the love of Rudolf, leave Santa the hell alone. Police said the pilot was flying towards Rio’s Nova Mare slum when it was fired upon when over the neighboring Vila Joao shanty town. Most of Rio’s 700-plus slums are controlled by drug traffickers. They are not regularly patrolled by police, who instead enter them in military-style raids, often using helicopters and armored vehicles.
Needless to say, Santa didn’t let the children down. He later returned to Nova Mare by car to distribute presents.
Written by admin on Dec 19th, 2007 | Filed under:
Douchebag Celebrities
And a picture is still worth 1,000 words!
Written by admin on Dec 19th, 2007 | Filed under:
Douchebag Celebrities,
Douchebags of the Day
So, if you had to pick any individual in the world least equipped to write a book about parenting, who would it be? How about Lynn Spears? She’s guided her daughter Britney through a series of high profile meltdowns and desperate vag flashes. Now her other Mouseketeer, Jamie Lynn Spears is knocked-up at the age of 16! OK, something went wrong somewhere along the way in the Spears household. Amazingly, some silly “Christian” book publisher contracted with “mommy of the year” Spears to pen a book called “Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World.” The book was initially scheduled for release May 11th, but has been “postponed.” Gee, why? Perhaps Dina Lohan is available instead.
Written by admin on Dec 17th, 2007 | Filed under:
Everyday Average Douchebags
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At Douchebags.com, we flush the bacteria, parasites and accumulated scum out into the bright, refreshing light of public scrutiny. The term “douchebag” needs no formal explanation - you know one when you see one. The term is experiencing somewhat a revival these days and we are pleased to do our part in pushing this delightful word back into the American lexicon. Naming bad guys is kind of fun, too. New douchebags will appear daily on the site and we welcome your comments on each new entry. We also welcome your submissions for “Douchebag of the Day.” Cheating spouse? Nasty boss? Hostile customer service rep? Two-faced politician? Tell us about them and if they qualify, their name will appear in lights on Douchebags.com. Use the link below to send us your submissions. Just as Google reminds its employees, “Don’t be evil,” we’re telling you: “Don’t be a douchebag!”
