There was a time when Sean Young was a pretty well-known and respected actress. I mean she was in great movies like Stripes, Blade Runner, Wall Street, and No Way Out to name a few. Times have changed though. Dramatically. Aside from not having a hit movie in years, the allegedly over-served Young was thrown out of the Directors Guild of America Awards following an alcohol-fueled verbal altercation with director Julian Schnabel as he delivered a speech, according to the NY Daily News.“She yelled out, ‘Hurry up with the speech,’ and he looked like Raging Bull. He shot back, ‘Have another cocktail sweetheart, or would you rather finish my speech for me?’” a witness to Saturday night’s row said.Young also heckled “La Vie en Rose” actress Marion Cotillard in French and became unruly during a video clip of George Clooney.How this douchebag was even invited to an awards ceremony is beyond me.

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Damn you New Kids on the Block for shooting down my hopes that there will be a reunion tour.

Danny Wood, former New Kid and current pisser on my parade, sent the following message out to his  MySpace friends, crushing the dreams of thirty-something women everywhere who longed for a chance to hear “I’ll Be Loving You (Forever)” sung live, just one more time …“Hello to everyone. Hope all is well and everyone is enjoying the New Year. I wanted to address the rumors of the NKOTB Reunion Tour. There has been no talk of this and you are getting it from source directly. Never say never, and you can’t believe everything you read. On another note my solo record will be released in Australia in March. There are a few new songs on it and I hope you guys will check it out. Thank you so much for your continued support.” No one cares about your solo album, you douche.

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ABC is getting spanked (pun intended) by the FCC, who have fined the network $1.4 million for showing a bare ass on a NYPD Blue 5 years ago. FIVE YEARS AGO?!?!? The FCC said that the episode which first aired in 2003 “contains explicit and graphic depictions of sexual organs. The scene depicts multiple, close-range views of an adult woman’s naked buttocks. We find that the broadcast dwells on and repeats the sexual material. We have held that repetition and persistent focus on sexual or excretory material is a relevant factor in evaluating the potential offensiveness of broadcasts. Here, the scene revolves around the woman’s nudity and includes several shots of her naked buttocks. The material is thus dwelled upon and repeated. Our action today should serve as a reminder to all broadcasters that Congress and American families continue to be concerned about protecting children from harmful material and that the FCC will enforce the laws of the land vigilantly.”  Umm – first of all, why would kids be watching NYPD Blue? If they are, their parents should be fined for allowing them to watch a violent show – forget about the ass. Second, why wait FIVE YEARS for this? If you had a problem with it in 2003, why wait till now to fine them? Douchebags.ABC, who is planning to fight the allegations, said, “The buttocks are not a  sexual organ.” I hear that.

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I don’t know about you folks, but when I was five-years-old and misbehaved by throwing a temper tantrum and knocking some items off the principal’s desk in school, my punishment was not HAVING MY HANDS CUFFED BEHIND ME WITH METAL RESTRAINTS AND BEING WHISKED OFF TO THE HOSPITAL FOR A  PSYCH EVALUATION. But that’s exactly what happened to Kindergartener Dennis Rivera on January 17^th.  You’d think young Dennis weighed a buck ninety five, could bench-press 350 and was a world-champion cage fighter. Nope, he is 68 pounds, has asthma, a speech problem and attention deficit disorder. Not exactly Public Enemy #1. After throwing his tantrum in class and being taken to the Principal’s office where he knocked some stuff off the desk, a school safety agent cuffed the boy’s small hands behind his back, a school source said. An ambulance was called to take the tot to Elmhurst Hospital Center for a mental evaluation. Needless to say, Dennis’s mom hasn’t sent him back to school at Douchebag Elementary. He’s enrolled in private school now.

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Amy Johnson and her family just wanted a nice night out to dinner at their local Bob Evans restaurant in Maryland last Sunday. When Amy asked the host to seat them at a booth so she could breastfeed her 4-month-old baby, she was told by the host that it was against the law in the state of Maryland to breastfeed in public (which is completely untrue). Amy and the host argued back and forth in front of other waiting customers until Amy and her family finally left the restaurant, humiliated and embarrassed. Bob Evans restaurant eventually issued an apology, but what kind of douchebag prevents a mother from feeding her child?! 

Check out the video here:

http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=35214

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Fox News Douchebag John Gibson seems to think it’s funny and appropriate to mock the death of Heath Ledger. Calling Ledger a “weirdo” with a “serious drug problem” Gibson callously opened his radio show on January 22nd with funeral music and clips from “Brokeback Mountain.” In response to Ledger’s quote from the movie “I wish I knew how to quit you,” Gibson replies, “Well he found out how to quit you.” This douchebag goes on to joke that perhaps Ledger committed suicide in response to such current events as the downturn in the stock market and the Democratic National debates. Not sure if John Gibson ever had a child of his own die, but if he had, my guess is he’d have a little more compassion for not only Heath Ledger, but also Ledger’s family, who will no doubt hear his clip.

Listen to this douchebag here:
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/01/23/gibson-mocks-ledger/

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