Written by admin on Jan 23rd, 2008 | Filed under:
Douchebags of the Day
These disgusting homophobic “God Hates Fags” pigs plan to picket poor Heath Ledger’s funeral because of his portrayal of a homosexual in Brokeback Mountain. There’s little else to say about these hateful individuals other than we here at Douchebags.com truly hope Heath Ledger is chuckling over their idiocy as he rests in peace.
Written by admin on Jan 22nd, 2008 | Filed under:
Douchebag Companies
As many of you know, actor Brad Renfro passed away last week at the age of 25. His career showed promise and his talent shone through in his early movies The Client and Apt Pupil. Unfortunately he struggled with drugs and had what looked like a pretty crappy life. Bad enough his career never really took off and he freaking DIED last week - now E! News can’t even SPELL HIS NAME RIGHT in their televised tribute to him! I know there is a writer’s strike but get a fact checker for chrissakes.
Written by admin on Jan 21st, 2008 | Filed under:
Douchebags of the Day
It’s Martin Luther King, Jr. Day and a few douchebags from a white supremacist group -the National Movement - have decided to stage a protest in Jena, Louisiana to demand abolition of the national holiday. Jena, of course, has been mired in controversy since six black high school students were charged with beating a white schoolmate after a series of incidents that began when a noose was hung from a tree at the school. Racists are always douchebags, but fanning the flames of hatred on a civil rights holiday goes above and beyond.
Written by admin on Jan 19th, 2008 | Filed under:
Douchebag Politicians
A few douchebags in Arlington, Oregon are calling for the removal of their little town’s first female Mayor - Carmen Kontur-Gronquist - because she posed for a picture in her bra and underwear (gasp) in 2004, long before she was elected.
A few residents with way too much time on their hands found the photo a few weeks ago on Kontur-Gronquist’s personal MySpace page. The 42-year-old single mom told ABC News, “I took this office and those photos have nothing to do with me and my abilities as being mayor.” She’s told media sources that she ain’t going anywhere and that the photos were taken for a women’s fitness campaign.
Leading the charge to remove the Mayor is school board member Grant Wilkins, whose name alone screams “douchebag.” He’s calling the lingerie-clad mayor an embarassment to his little town, saying “People aren’t laughing with us, they’re laughing at us.” Yeah, they are douchebag.
Written by admin on Jan 18th, 2008 | Filed under:
Everyday Average Douchebags
I know it’s pretty common for news agencies to prepare an obituary for those in the public eye who are at death’s door in advance of them kicking the bucket. That way the news agency has the obit at the ready once the person checks out. And while it’s kind of morbid, I understand it for someone like Fidel Castro who is old and seems to be taking his last breath every other week. However, it’s pretty douchebag-esque when you have written an obit on a young star who is going through the worst troubles of her life and then you talk about it to US Weekly, categorizing it as potentially being one of the biggest stories in a long time. The Associated Press’ entertainment editor, Jesse Washington (also known as our Douchebag of the Day), told Us, “We are not wishing it, but if Britney passed away, it’s easily one of the biggest stories in a long time. I think one would agree that Britney seems at risk right now. Of course, we would never wish any type of misfortune on anybody and hope that we would never have to use it until 50 years from now…but if something were to happen, we would have to be prepared.”
Written by admin on Jan 17th, 2008 | Filed under:
Douchebag Celebrities
The ink on my copy of last week’s People magazine featuring the opulent exchange of vows in Bora Bora between Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds is barely dry. Which means, of course, that they are headed for splitsville.
“After much consideration and discussion, we have jointly decided that we will forego having a legal ceremony as it is not necessary to define our relationship further,” the former flames said.
“While the recent symbolic union in Bora Bora was representative of our deep love, friendship and respect that we have for one another on a spiritual level, we have decided to remain friends.”
Rumor has it that Eddie was the primary douche (no shock there, just ask his baby mama Scary Spice), publicly screaming at his bride-to-be in the days preceding their “symbolic” big day two weeks ago and insisting against Tracey’s wishes that she take his last name. Since the ceremony in Bora Bora was merely ceremonial and the couple never “officially” married in the States, we’ll be spared the gory details of what would likely be a messy divorce.
I want my wedding gift back douchebags.
