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Archive for August, 2008

Cindy McCain - Douchebag of the Day

Written by admin on Aug 30th, 2008 | Filed under: Douchebag Politicians

Shut up Cindy McCain. Just shut your mouth. You and your husband own so many houses that he CAN’T KEEP TRACK OF HOW MANY YOU HAVE and you are OFFENDED that Barack Obama stated that John is out of touch with the lives of middle-class America and the fundamentals of our economy? Just sit down Cindy McCain and shut up.


Bloomberg Business Newswire – Douchebags of the Day

Written by admin on Aug 29th, 2008 | Filed under: Douchebags of the Day

Bloomberg Business News Wire published the obituary of Steve Jobs, founder of Apple yesterday. The obit described Jobs as the man who “helped make personal computers as easy to use as telephones, changed the way animated films are made, persuaded consumers to tune into digital music and refashioned the mobile phone.” It included praise for Jobs from his rival Microsoft boss Bill Gates, details of his rise from college drop-out to technology billionaire, and a list of his family “survivors”. Only problem? STEVE JOBS ISN’T DEAD!Poor guy had a nasty battle with pancreatic cancer back in 2003, but he hasn’t bought the farm yet. The biography, which was being updated by the obits department, was obviously not meant for publication and was retracted. Pay attention douchebags!


Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale – dbags of the day

Written by admin on Aug 25th, 2008 | Filed under: Douchebag Celebrities

Gwen Stefani is a great singer and she seems to be a fabulous parent. Same goes for Gavin Rossdale, her husband and the lead singer of the now-defunct band Bush. Which is why it pains me so to make them douchebags of the day. But for the love of God why why why would they name their newborn son Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale??!