Hans Locher - Douchebag of the Day
Written by admin on Sep 19th, 2008 | Filed under: Douchebags of the Day
“We have all been raised on it. Why should we not include it into our diet?”
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“We have all been raised on it. Why should we not include it into our diet?”
Yet another disgusting “honor killing” has been committed in Pakistan. A 17-year-old Pakistani girl forced to marry a 45-year-old when she was only nine was reportedly killed by her parents, according to the Weekend Australian. The murder has intensified despair among human rights workers in Pakistan over a recent spate of “honor killings,” in which two women and three teenage school girls were buried alive in Baluchistan Province because they wanted to marry the men WHO THEY ACTUALLY LOVED - Gee what a novel idea!!!
Saira Nusrat Bibi was successfully fighting a legal battle to have her marriage annulled. As she left court in the Punjabi city of Sahiwal, she was surrounded by a group of men reportedly sent by her parents, and shot in front of police, The Australian reported.
The Baluchistan case was worsened by an attempt by a member of the country’s national parliament, Senator Israr Ullah Zehri, to defend it, telling colleagues that “these are centuries-old traditions and I will continue to defend them,” The Australian reports.
Um, who knew that more than one man in Kuala Lumpur needs us to tell him that it is NOT SMART to put a nut around his penis to make it grow longer? According to AFP.com, for the second time in less than a month a Malaysian man (this one was set to get married next week) had a to have a nut removed by hospital staff from around his penis. He hoped it would weigh down his little friend and make it longer. The first dope to try this stunt used a steel ring around his penis, forcing the fire department to cut off the ring after doctors were unable to remove it.
