If your name appears on Douchebags.com, you can write to us and threaten to sue us, beat us up, hack our site or try to scare us with some other vague or explicit threat. That’s your right, but don’t expect us to get our panties into a bunch over it. We won’t remove the words that bother you and you probably won’t follow-through on the silly threat you made in a fit of rage. We treasure the 1st Amendment as do most judges and we’ve got a cadre of lawyers just waiting to make your life miserable, while simultaneously getting the press coverage we crave. At the end of the day, you will have spent a lot of money, developed an unhealthy obsession with an anonymously run website and even more people will think you’re a douchebag. If you find yourself featured on Douchebags.com, you can respond with your own version of events and try to convince the world that you are not really a douchebag or simply recite the old adage “sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me” three times and step away from your computer.

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