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Bloomberg Business Newswire – Douchebags of the Day

Written by admin on Aug 29th, 2008 | Filed under: Douchebags of the Day

Bloomberg Business News Wire published the obituary of Steve Jobs, founder of Apple yesterday. The obit described Jobs as the man who “helped make personal computers as easy to use as telephones, changed the way animated films are made, persuaded consumers to tune into digital music and refashioned the mobile phone.” It included praise for Jobs from his rival Microsoft boss Bill Gates, details of his rise from college drop-out to technology billionaire, and a list of his family “survivors”. Only problem? STEVE JOBS ISN’T DEAD!Poor guy had a nasty battle with pancreatic cancer back in 2003, but he hasn’t bought the farm yet. The biography, which was being updated by the obits department, was obviously not meant for publication and was retracted. Pay attention douchebags!

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