Gwen Stefani is a great singer and she seems to be a fabulous parent. Same goes for Gavin Rossdale, her husband and the lead singer of the now-defunct band Bush. Which is why it pains me so to make them douchebags of the day. But for the love of God why why why would they name their newborn son Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale??!

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Country singer Mindy McCready confirmed a long-term affair with pitcher Roger Clemens according to the NY Daily News. The News reported that the two met in a Florida karaoke bar when McCready was a 15-year-old aspiring singer and Clemens was a 28-year-old ace for the Red Sox and a married father of two. After the teenage McCready met Clemens at a Fort Myers bar called The Hired Hand, she returned with the Rocket to his hotel room, but there was no sex that night, sources told The News. It wasn’t until later, after McCready had moved to Nashville and become a country singing star, that the relationship apparently turned intimate. Um, riddle me this: what the hell is a 15-year old doing in a bar? Why would a 28-year old man  (married or not) think it’s a good idea to bring said 15-year-old back to his hotel room? WTF is wrong with Roger Clemens? What a douchebag. 

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Um, what is wrong with Billy Ray Cyrus and his wife? Their daughter Miley is a mere 15 years old and is shown on the cover of Vanity Fair magazine looking, well, naked. The photos,which were shot by renowned photographer Annie Leibovitz, have been circulating on the internet and have caused a backlash. Suddenly an apology from the tween superstar has surfaced. (And just for the record I think Miley’s parents, who are supposed to be RESPONSIBLE for her, should be the ones apoplogizing.)
The singer tells People magazine: “My goal in my music and my acting is always to make people happy. For Vanity Fair, I was so honored and thrilled to work with Annie [Leibovitz]. I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be ‘artistic’ and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed.”

Describing the photo session to PEOPLE, a source close to Cyrus reiterated the teen’s excitement at working with Leibovitz, and also said of the shoot: “Her parents were there all day. [Father] Billy Ray shot, too.”

Though Cyrus’s parents left before the final shot, with Miley supposed to be appearing topless, the source said: “Miley’s grandmother and her teacher were there when she shot it. Annie convinced them it was going to be artistic. Her parents are mortified. They know this is a learning moment for Miley.”

Please. I highly doubt that team “Miley Cyrus” would have no creative control and/or approval of what shots would be used on the cover of a national magazine. That being said, I think it is pretty sad that this poor young girl (who is actually talented) is being whored out by her family and everyone else around her. Has no one learned anything from the mess that is Britney Spears?

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French former film star Brigitte Bardot went on trial in Paris on Tuesday for insulting Muslims, the fifth time she has faced the charge of “inciting racial hatred” over her controversial remarks about Islam and its followers, according to Reuters.Prosecutors asked that the Paris court hand the 73-year-old former sex symbol a two-month suspended prison sentence and fine her 15,000 euros ($23,760) for saying the Muslim community was “destroying our country and imposing its acts”.Since retiring from the film industry in the 1970s, Bardot has become a prominent animal rights activist but she has also courted controversy by denouncing Muslim traditions and immigration from predominantly Muslim countries.She has been fined four times for inciting racial hatred since 1997, at first 1,500 euros and most recently 5,000.French anti-racist groups complained last year about comments Bardot made about the Muslim feast of Eid al-Adha in a letter to President Nicolas Sarkozy that was later published by her foundation.Muslims traditionally mark Eid al-Adha by slaughtering a sheep or another animal to commemorate the prophet Abraham’s willingness to sacrifice his son on God’s orders.France is home to 5 million Muslims, Europe’s largest Muslim community, making up 8 percent of France’s population.“I am fed up with being under the thumb of this population which is destroying us, destroying our country and imposing its acts,” the star of ‘And God created woman’ and ‘Contempt’ said.Bardot has previously said France is being invaded by sheep-slaughtering Muslims and published a book attacking gays, immigrants and the unemployed, in which she also lamented the “Islamisation of France”.What a douchebag.

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We generally like 50 Cent’s music, but if published reports are true, then he’s earned today’s douchebag of the day honors. According to Parade Magazine, he earned $33 million last year. That’s not exactly chump change. From watching that silly show MTV Cribs, we all know he was letting his friends live with him (in their own wings) in his humongous house in Connecticut. So why, then, would he want to evict his ex-girlfriend Shaniqua Tompkins (you know, the one who nursed him back to health after he was shot in 2000 - as seen in his movie “Get Rich or Die Tryin’”) and his own 10-year old son from the Long Island, NY home he owns that Tompkins and the boy live in? I don’t think he has a problem affording it! I’m sure his son is really going to look up to him now. Super parenting job Curtis. Way to step up, douchebag.

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Dear Roseanne,We think you are funny – we do. Back in the day, we would occasionally catch your show and think, “Hey! This isn’t so bad! We should watch this more often!” (We never did watch it more often, but it’s the thought that counts.) Anyhoo, we caught you being interviewed on Craig Ferguson’s show on Wednesday night and heard you talk about how you had vaginal rejuvenation. We can’t recall much else that went on after you referred to your vagina as your va-Junior and how you are not afraid to use it. Our collective brains hemorrhaged after that and we are only now able to function normally.  That being said, do not ever EVER talk about your vagina and its uses in front of us – or anyone – ever again.Cheers,Your friends at Douchebags.com

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