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Holy Bejeezus. Lauren Bacall should NOT be showing off her deflated tatas like this. Ever. I don’t care if she is at the Broadway premiere of Gypsy and thought it was okay to look a little stripper-ish for the occasion. This should be illegal. My eyes and soul are bleeding. And as such, you, Lauren Bacall, are douchebag of the day.
Bad enough Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora was arrested on Tuesday night by Laguna Beach, California police on suspicion of DUI. Even worse, it turns out he had Ava, his 10-year-old daughter with Heather Locklear in the car at the time of his arrest. What a douchebag.
WTF is wrong with this guy? 39-year-old pro golfer Tripp Isenhour, while recently filming a practice video in Florida got annoyed that a hawk was screeching in the background. The big man drove his golf cart to the tree in which the hawk was perched and begin hitting golf balls at the bird. One of his shots killed the protected migratory bird, dropping it to the ground with blood coming from both nostrils. Talking about the incident to the Associated Press yesterday, good ole’ Tripp called the whole thing an “unfortunate accident,” adding, “we all have had unfortunate accidents happen.” Yeah douchebag, but we don’t shoot golf balls or anything else at small animals.
Wow – Douchebag Mom alert! According to Cindy Adam’s column yesterday in the NY Post, a pregnant Nicole Kidman asked for a glass of white wine backstage at the Oscars and got it. Um, hello Nicole? YOU’RE PREGNANT! DON’T DRINK, YOU DOUCHEBAG! I mean, she has supposedly had all sorts of problems conceiving and even allegedly had a miscarriage in the past. Wouldn’t you do everything by the book if you had that many problems in the past?
Okay, maybe he wasn’t as popular as Heath Ledger, but the douchebags at the Motion Picture Academy definitely should have included Brad Renfro in the Oscar Ceremony’s ”In Memoriam” segment last night. I mean, most of the actors, filmmakers, writers, technicians, studio suits and other insiders included in the montage were virtually unknown to the public. Omitting him was douche-y.
If any of you saw the Grammy Awards on Sunday night, the image of Beyonce Knowles’ cringe-inducing beat poet intro to Tina Turner’s performance is still burned into your memory. As you’ll recall, Beyonce name-dropped several notable female singers in this intro including Aretha Franklin, finally focusing on Tina Turner. “There is one legend who has the essence of all of those things: the glamour, the soul, the passion, the strength, the talent,” said Knowles, strutting in hot pants. “Ladies and gentlemen. Stand on your feet and give it up for the queen.”
