There was a time when Sean Young was a pretty well-known and respected actress. I mean she was in great movies like Stripes, Blade Runner, Wall Street, and No Way Out to name a few. Times have changed though. Dramatically. Aside from not having a hit movie in years, the allegedly over-served Young was thrown out of the Directors Guild of America Awards following an alcohol-fueled verbal altercation with director Julian Schnabel as he delivered a speech, according to the NY Daily News.“She yelled out, ‘Hurry up with the speech,’ and he looked like Raging Bull. He shot back, ‘Have another cocktail sweetheart, or would you rather finish my speech for me?’” a witness to Saturday night’s row said.Young also heckled “La Vie en Rose” actress Marion Cotillard in French and became unruly during a video clip of George Clooney.How this douchebag was even invited to an awards ceremony is beyond me.

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The ink on my copy of last week’s People magazine featuring the opulent exchange of vows in Bora Bora between Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds is barely dry. Which means, of course, that they are headed for splitsville.

“After much consideration and discussion, we have jointly decided that we will forego having a legal ceremony as it is not necessary to define our relationship further,” the former flames said.

“While the recent symbolic union in Bora Bora was representative of our deep love, friendship and respect that we have for one another on a spiritual level, we have decided to remain friends.”

Rumor has it that Eddie was the primary douche (no shock there, just ask his baby mama Scary Spice), publicly screaming at his bride-to-be in the days preceding their “symbolic” big day two weeks ago and insisting against Tracey’s wishes that she take his last name. Since the ceremony in Bora Bora was merely ceremonial and the couple never “officially” married in the States, we’ll be spared the gory details of what would likely be a messy divorce.

I want my wedding gift back douchebags.

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Romance novel cover model, “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter” SpokesWhore, and Uber-Douchebag, Fabio is profiled in this month’s Details magazine. I do not have to explain why he was chosen Douchebag of the Day. I will let Fabio tell you himself:

From the article:

He admits he has a hard time meeting girls he likes, because, you know, he’s Fabio. So he ends up dating a lot of actresses. “And they are always complaining about their work, or how they are not working. About this casting or this part they are hoping to get, and I have to say, ‘Come on, you’re a fucking waitress.’ I don’t say that, but I think that, you know, because I’m a gentleman.”

He recalls losing his virginity to a 17-year-old at the family beach house when he was, in his words, “younger, very much younger. She was telling me ‘Don’t make me pregnant,’ and I was like, ‘Don’t worry, I don’t even have sperm yet.’”

On the Eighties: “I was a testosterone machine. Oh my god, I was going through models like crazy. I would be at [nightclubs] Heartbreak or MK and there they were, 200 of them, all lined up. I could choose.”

My only hope is that the journalist who wrote the Details article bludgeoned Fabio to death with his tape recorder at the conclusion of the interview. One can dream.

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Oh Chachi, Chachi, Chachi….what has happened to you? Fonzie would be so pissed.

Last night’s premiere of Scott Baio is 46 and Pregnant made me thank God my pre-pubescent prayers were unanswered as I watched Scott Baio run (literally!) from the responsibility of becoming a father for the first time at age 46. He returned to poor Renee, his fiancee of ten minutes (at the time of the show’s taping and the pregnancy announcement. They are now married. Poor girl), but first had to call an emergency meeting with his friends on a golf course at 4a.m. and phone his life coach to discuss the unplanned pregnancy and its effect on his life. One man’s miracle is another man’s final nail in the bachelor coffin, I guess. Other cringe-worthy moments: When Scott insisted on buying a 7,000+ square foot mansion for him and Renee because it was large enough that he couldn’t hear her calling him from one end of the house to another; his refusal (at first) to open the envelope containing the report detailing the sex of his unborn child as it made things “too real” for him; and my favorite: his proclamation that he had only 9 months left to live. No doubt, next season’s follow up to this hot mess should be aptly titled, “Scott Baio is 47 and still a Douchebag.”

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Who is Stephen Baldwin, exactly? Is he on 30 Rock? No, that’s Alec (Douchebag Dad). Wait, isn’t he a drug addict? No, that’s Daniel. Oh yeah, he’s on that show,  Dirty Sexy Money! Nope, that’s Billy. Hmmm. Wait - I got it! He’s the jackass on Celebrity Apprentice! And he’s got diarrhea of the mouth, too. Here’s this douchebag commenting on gay marriage on the Howard Stern Show: “I don’t believe that gay marriage is in line with God’s Word, which is found in the Bible. So, what I think doesn’t matter; what I believe is what’s in the Bible and the Bible says that gay marriage is not acceptable.”Hmmm…smart money is on God disapproving of Born Again Stephen’s chatfest with the Devil’s sidekick Howard Stern, no?

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Bad enough Britney Spears has to deal with the media documenting every step of her downward spiral into crazyland, now Dr. Phil wants to capitalize on it. According to TMZ.com, the TV shrink’s visit to see Brit at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center on Saturday wasn’t as he has advertised. Seems Brit’s parents asked Dr. Phil to go see their daughter. Once he arrived the Pop Tart walked out of the  room, blindsided, eventually returning. Despite the fact that Dr. Phil’s recent press release stated he tried talking to her for an hour and walked her out to her car, sources say the doc only talked to her for 15 minutes and didn’t accompany her to her vehicle. To make matters worse, Dr. Phil wants to stage an intervention on TV and has somehow managed to convince the Pop Tart’s parents to be on his show this week. None of this is sitting well with those close to Britney who are convinced that she is suffering from a very serious mental condition like a bipolar disorder. Shame on you, Dr. Phil. It’s one thing to offer your professional services to a woman who is  clearly falling apart, but MUST you do it to benefit your television show? What will Oprah think? You will forever be known as Dr. Douchebag in our book from now on.  

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