At Douchebags.com, we flush the bacteria, parasites and accumulated scum out into the bright, refreshing light of public scrutiny. The term "douchebag" needs no formal explanation - you know one when you see one. The term is experiencing somewhat of a revival these days and we are pleased to do our part in pushing this delightful word back into the American lexicon.
Shut up Cindy McCain. Just shut your mouth. You and your husband own so many houses that he CAN’T KEEP TRACK OF HOW MANY YOU HAVE and you are OFFENDED that Barack Obama stated that John is out of touch with the lives of middle-class America and the fundamentals of our economy? Just sit down Cindy McCain and shut up.
Does Senator Billy Wayne Bailey (how douchebag-tastic is THAT name?!) of West Virginia not read the newspaper? Did he not hear about a little thing called COLUMBINE or the VIRGINIA TECH MASSACRE? Clearly not, because had the Wyoming County Democrat heard of them, he might not have been so quick to introduce a bill this month to allow children as young as 7th grade to receive hunter training in school. The state of West Virginia already allows children as young as 10 YEARS OLD to obtain hunting licenses, but with this new bill, seventh through ninth graders would be able to receive instruction in such decidedly un-academic courses as survival skills to gun safety in school. The weapons would have dummy ammunition or be disabled. I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t allow a 7th grader babysit my child, let alone HANDLE A FIREARM. Wake up West Virginia!
A few douchebags in Arlington, Oregon are calling for the removal of their little town’s first female Mayor - Carmen Kontur-Gronquist - because she posed for a picture in her bra and underwear (gasp) in 2004, long before she was elected.
A few residents with way too much time on their hands found the photo a few weeks ago on Kontur-Gronquist’s personal MySpace page. The 42-year-old single mom told ABC News, “I took this office and those photos have nothing to do with me and my abilities as being mayor.” She’s told media sources that she ain’t going anywhere and that the photos were taken for a women’s fitness campaign.
Leading the charge to remove the Mayor is school board member Grant Wilkins, whose name alone screams “douchebag.” He’s calling the lingerie-clad mayor an embarassment to his little town, saying “People aren’t laughing with us, they’re laughing at us.” Yeah, they are douchebag.
