Dear Roseanne,We think you are funny – we do. Back in the day, we would occasionally catch your show and think, “Hey! This isn’t so bad! We should watch this more often!” (We never did watch it more often, but it’s the thought that counts.) Anyhoo, we caught you being interviewed on Craig Ferguson’s show on Wednesday night and heard you talk about how you had vaginal rejuvenation. We can’t recall much else that went on after you referred to your vagina as your va-Junior and how you are not afraid to use it. Our collective brains hemorrhaged after that and we are only now able to function normally.  That being said, do not ever EVER talk about your vagina and its uses in front of us – or anyone – ever again.Cheers,Your friends at Douchebags.com

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