Douchebags.com http://www.douchebags.com Fri, 19 Sep 2008 10:59:53 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.1 en Hans Locher - Douchebag of the Day http://www.douchebags.com/hans-locher-douchebag-of-the-day.html http://www.douchebags.com/hans-locher-douchebag-of-the-day.html#comments Fri, 19 Sep 2008 10:59:53 +0000 admin http://www.douchebags.com/hans-locher-douchebag-of-the-day.html “We have all been raised on it. Why should we not include it into our diet?” -          Hans Locher, Switzerland’s most controversial restaurant owner talking about how he will improve his menu with local specialities such as meat stew and various soups and sauces containing at least 75 percent of mother’s milk. Remind me never to eat anywhere in Switzerland.

]]> http://www.douchebags.com/hans-locher-douchebag-of-the-day.html/feed Marc Jacobs - Douchebag of the Day http://www.douchebags.com/marc-jacobs-douchebag-of-the-day.html http://www.douchebags.com/marc-jacobs-douchebag-of-the-day.html#comments Tue, 16 Sep 2008 00:48:45 +0000 admin http://www.douchebags.com/marc-jacobs-douchebag-of-the-day.html Dear Marc Jacobs,

We don’t care that you are a famous fashion designer. You look like a douchebag in a skirt. Enough.

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]]> http://www.douchebags.com/marc-jacobs-douchebag-of-the-day.html/feed Senator Israr Ullah Zehri and Pakistani “Honor Killers” http://www.douchebags.com/senator-israr-ullah-zehri-and-pakistani-honor-killers.html http://www.douchebags.com/senator-israr-ullah-zehri-and-pakistani-honor-killers.html#comments Sun, 07 Sep 2008 12:52:51 +0000 admin http://www.douchebags.com/senator-israr-ullah-zehri-and-pakistani-honor-killers.html Yet another disgusting “honor killing” has been committed in Pakistan. A 17-year-old Pakistani girl forced to marry a 45-year-old when she was only nine was reportedly killed by her parents, according to the Weekend Australian. The murder has intensified despair among human rights workers in Pakistan over a recent spate of “honor killings,” in which two women and three teenage school girls were buried alive in Baluchistan Province because they wanted to marry the men WHO THEY ACTUALLY LOVED - Gee what a novel idea!!!

Saira Nusrat Bibi was successfully fighting a legal battle to have her marriage annulled. As she left court in the Punjabi city of Sahiwal, she was surrounded by a group of men reportedly sent by her parents, and shot in front of police, The Australian reported.

The Baluchistan case was worsened by an attempt by a member of the country’s national parliament, Senator Israr Ullah Zehri, to defend it, telling colleagues that “these are centuries-old traditions and I will continue to defend them,” The Australian reports.

]]> http://www.douchebags.com/senator-israr-ullah-zehri-and-pakistani-honor-killers.html/feed Malaysian dick lengtheners - douchebags of the day. http://www.douchebags.com/malaysian-dick-lengtheners-douchebags-of-the-day.html http://www.douchebags.com/malaysian-dick-lengtheners-douchebags-of-the-day.html#comments Wed, 03 Sep 2008 03:02:39 +0000 admin http://www.douchebags.com/malaysian-dick-lengtheners-douchebags-of-the-day.html Um, who knew that more than one man in Kuala Lumpur needs us to tell him that it is NOT SMART to put a nut around his penis to make it grow longer? According to AFP.com, for the second time in less than a month a Malaysian man (this one was set to get married next week) had a to have a nut removed by hospital staff from around his penis. He hoped it would weigh down his little friend and make it longer. The first dope to try this stunt used a steel ring around his penis, forcing the fire department to cut off the ring after doctors were unable to remove it.

]]> http://www.douchebags.com/malaysian-dick-lengtheners-douchebags-of-the-day.html/feed Cindy McCain - Douchebag of the Day http://www.douchebags.com/cindy-mccain-douchebag-of-the-day.html http://www.douchebags.com/cindy-mccain-douchebag-of-the-day.html#comments Sun, 31 Aug 2008 02:21:39 +0000 admin http://www.douchebags.com/cindy-mccain-douchebag-of-the-day.html Shut up Cindy McCain. Just shut your mouth. You and your husband own so many houses that he CAN’T KEEP TRACK OF HOW MANY YOU HAVE and you are OFFENDED that Barack Obama stated that John is out of touch with the lives of middle-class America and the fundamentals of our economy? Just sit down Cindy McCain and shut up.

]]> http://www.douchebags.com/cindy-mccain-douchebag-of-the-day.html/feed Bloomberg Business Newswire – Douchebags of the Day http://www.douchebags.com/bloomberg-business-newswire-%e2%80%93-douchebags-of-the-day.html http://www.douchebags.com/bloomberg-business-newswire-%e2%80%93-douchebags-of-the-day.html#comments Fri, 29 Aug 2008 14:49:06 +0000 admin http://www.douchebags.com/bloomberg-business-newswire-%e2%80%93-douchebags-of-the-day.html Bloomberg Business News Wire published the obituary of Steve Jobs, founder of Apple yesterday. The obit described Jobs as the man who “helped make personal computers as easy to use as telephones, changed the way animated films are made, persuaded consumers to tune into digital music and refashioned the mobile phone.” It included praise for Jobs from his rival Microsoft boss Bill Gates, details of his rise from college drop-out to technology billionaire, and a list of his family “survivors”. Only problem? STEVE JOBS ISN’T DEAD!Poor guy had a nasty battle with pancreatic cancer back in 2003, but he hasn’t bought the farm yet. The biography, which was being updated by the obits department, was obviously not meant for publication and was retracted. Pay attention douchebags!

]]> http://www.douchebags.com/bloomberg-business-newswire-%e2%80%93-douchebags-of-the-day.html/feed Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale – dbags of the day http://www.douchebags.com/gwen-stefani-and-gavin-rossdale-%e2%80%93-dbags-of-the-day.html http://www.douchebags.com/gwen-stefani-and-gavin-rossdale-%e2%80%93-dbags-of-the-day.html#comments Mon, 25 Aug 2008 11:52:37 +0000 admin http://www.douchebags.com/gwen-stefani-and-gavin-rossdale-%e2%80%93-dbags-of-the-day.html Gwen Stefani is a great singer and she seems to be a fabulous parent. Same goes for Gavin Rossdale, her husband and the lead singer of the now-defunct band Bush. Which is why it pains me so to make them douchebags of the day. But for the love of God why why why would they name their newborn son Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale??!

]]> http://www.douchebags.com/gwen-stefani-and-gavin-rossdale-%e2%80%93-dbags-of-the-day.html/feed Mahender Sabhnani and Varsha Sabhnani - Douchebags of the Day http://www.douchebags.com/mahender-sabhnani-and-varsha-sabhnani-douchebags-of-the-day.html http://www.douchebags.com/mahender-sabhnani-and-varsha-sabhnani-douchebags-of-the-day.html#comments Mon, 30 Jun 2008 11:41:39 +0000 admin http://www.douchebags.com/mahender-sabhnani-and-varsha-sabhnani-douchebags-of-the-day.html Millionaire husband and wife super-douchebag team, Mahender Sabhnani and Varsha Sabhnani from Long Island, NY finally got their day in court and were rightfully slammed with lengthy prison sentences for enslaving and abusing their two Indonesian housekeepers for years.

Varsha, the wife and primary abuser of household help, was sentenced to 11 years in the clink for such offenses as beating the two domestic workers with umbrellas and brooms, slashing them with knives and making them take freezing showers as punishment. Her husband Mahender who didn’t inflict physical injury on the workers but permitted the abuse to go on was sentenced to 3 years and 4 months in federal prison.

Before he was sentenced, Sabhnani pleaded for mercy on behalf of his four adult children and asked, through his attorney, to be sentenced to home confinement instead of prison.

He said his children say “if you go, who’s going to help us? How can we do it on our own?” His three daughters, who live at home, are in their 20s and his teenaged son is about to go to college in Washington, D.C.

Ummm…Perhaps he and his wife should have thought about that before they decided to enslave and torture their housekeepers.

]]> http://www.douchebags.com/mahender-sabhnani-and-varsha-sabhnani-douchebags-of-the-day.html/feed Ocean Township, New Jersey township officials and Police Chief Antonio Amodio Jr.– dbags of the day http://www.douchebags.com/ocean-township-new-jersey-township-officials-and-police-chief-antonio-amodio-jr%e2%80%93-dbags-of-the-day.html http://www.douchebags.com/ocean-township-new-jersey-township-officials-and-police-chief-antonio-amodio-jr%e2%80%93-dbags-of-the-day.html#comments Mon, 19 May 2008 13:18:22 +0000 admin http://www.douchebags.com/ocean-township-new-jersey-township-officials-and-police-chief-antonio-amodio-jr%e2%80%93-dbags-of-the-day.html Ocean Township, New Jersey police officer Sonia Henriquez is two months pregnant. And like pretty much every other pregnant mother out there, she wants to do everything to make sure her pregnancy goes without  a hitch – like eating right, taking prenatal vitamins, NOT GETTING SHOT. But town officials aren’t as caring. Seems Officer Henriques (who, by the way, was awarded a medal of valor in December for persuading a person who was holding a loaded gun at her to surrender) requested light duty due to her pregnancy and was denied by township officials. Police Chief Antonio Amodio Jr. told the Asbury Park Press that he was following township policy when he told Officer Henriques that she had to stay on patrol or take an unpaid leave of absence. Hopefully Officer Henriquez has a good lawyer who will spank these douchebags silly.

]]> http://www.douchebags.com/ocean-township-new-jersey-township-officials-and-police-chief-antonio-amodio-jr%e2%80%93-dbags-of-the-day.html/feed Judge Elizabeth Halverson is today’s Douchebag of the Day! http://www.douchebags.com/judge-elizabeth-halverson-is-todays-douchebag-of-the-day.html http://www.douchebags.com/judge-elizabeth-halverson-is-todays-douchebag-of-the-day.html#comments Wed, 14 May 2008 11:57:17 +0000 admin http://www.douchebags.com/judge-elizabeth-halverson-is-todays-douchebag-of-the-day.html Accused of treating her bailiff like a “houseboy,” Judge Elizabeth Halverson is today’s Douchebag of the Day! In addition to such douchey behavior as forcing her bailiff to massage her back, put her shoes on her feet, and cover her with a blanket for a nap, Judge Halverson also hired her own bodyguards because she allegedly didn’t trust the court’s guards. This douche has since been brought up on judicial-misconduct charges that include not only misusing her position and treating her staff like personal valets, but also tainting juries and falling asleep on the bench. Brilliant.