Malaysian dick lengtheners - douchebags of the day.
Um, who knew that more than one man in Kuala Lumpur needs us to tell him that it is NOT SMART to put a nut around his penis to make it grow longer? According to AFP.com, for the second time in less than a month a Malaysian man (this one was set to get married next week) had a to have a nut removed by hospital staff from around his penis. He hoped it would weigh down his little friend and make it longer. The first dope to try this stunt used a steel ring around his penis, forcing the fire department to cut off the ring after doctors were unable to remove it.

















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