I don’t know about you folks, but when I was five-years-old and misbehaved by throwing a temper tantrum and knocking some items off the principal’s desk in school, my punishment was not HAVING MY HANDS CUFFED BEHIND ME WITH METAL RESTRAINTS AND BEING WHISKED OFF TO THE HOSPITAL FOR A  PSYCH EVALUATION. But that’s exactly what happened to Kindergartener Dennis Rivera on January 17^th.  You’d think young Dennis weighed a buck ninety five, could bench-press 350 and was a world-champion cage fighter. Nope, he is 68 pounds, has asthma, a speech problem and attention deficit disorder. Not exactly Public Enemy #1. After throwing his tantrum in class and being taken to the Principal’s office where he knocked some stuff off the desk, a school safety agent cuffed the boy’s small hands behind his back, a school source said. An ambulance was called to take the tot to Elmhurst Hospital Center for a mental evaluation. Needless to say, Dennis’s mom hasn’t sent him back to school at Douchebag Elementary. He’s enrolled in private school now.

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