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Robert Melia, Jr. – Douchebag of the Day

Written by admin on May 6th, 2008 | Filed under: Douchebags of the Day

There are many levels of douchebagotry. Moorestown, NJ police officer Robert Melia, Jr. has reached the highest echelon. In addition to recently being charged with three counts of aggravated sexual assault and one count of criminal sexual contact with three girls (along with his douchebag girlfriend), Melia has had even more charges filed against him. Want to know what for? Brace yourselves … here we go … four counts of animal cruelty after allegedly ENGAGING IN SEX ACTS WITH COWS between June and December 2006. WTF people. At what point does one start thinking, “you know, that heifer is really hot?!?!?!?!?”

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