Thirty-nine-year-old Japanese man Tetsunori Nanpei was arrested for trespassing this week after turning up at a high school dressed in a girl’s uniform and a long wig, local police said. Nanpei the douchebag told police he bought the uniform over the Internet and put it on to take a stroll near the school in Saitama, north of Tokyo, on Wednesday, the daily Asahi Shimbun said. When students standing outside the gates started to scream at the sight of him, he dashed inside the school grounds, hoping to blend in with the crowds of teenagers, the paper said. They also screamed, forcing the man to flee, losing his wig in the process. A school clerk pursued him and stopped him at a nearby riverbank, the paper said. Police confirmed the arrest of the man in school uniform and wig but declined to give further details. (No further details necessary – we know he’s a douchebag.)

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