Police arrested douchebag Tina D. Williams in St. Augustine, Florida on Sunday because they say she was driving with a 24-pack of Busch beer (and here I thought only my Dad drank that) strapped with a seatbelt to the passenger-side seat of her car but had a 16-month old baby unrestrained in the back seat with the toddler’s mother (and co-douchebag), Amber Tedrick. In addition, Williams refused a breathalyzer and a deputy found two metal pipes commonly used to smoke drugs in her purse. Williams was charged with driving under the influence, child abuse, possession of drug paraphernalia and driving without a license, a jail official said. She remained in the St. Johns County jail Tuesday after bail was set at $31,000. It was not clear if Tedrick would face any charges, but the child was released to her care (GREAT DECISION LEGAL SYSTEM!), according to The Florida Times-Union.

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